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This Valentines you’re finding your one true love, spending absolutely nothing on them and getting $500 for it
Roses are red, violets are blue, and Valentine's Day is one huge consumerist holiday out to exploit your feelings in exchange for your own money. Charming.
We know that one days worth of teddy bears, roses, chocolates and a sickening customized mug isn’t going to do anything for our relationship. Other than make a dent in joint savings, perhaps.
The corporations though, they have no shame and they know your weak spots – Amazon has been messaging you twice as much. Dominos has made a combo just for you (for $20). And McDonald’s have finally fixed their ice cream machine and reckon you need some.
You’re over it. You deserve more than deceit and a McFlurry.
This Valentines, find your one true love by typing ‘Tell me a love story’ to Cleo.
She’ll take you through a whirlwind romance and you decide your fate – will you find the love of your life and $500, or throw your money at the f*ckboys?
Tweet your love from the rooftops and share your story with the world (on Instagram) and $500 could be yours.
There’s a load of chat going on right now around mask wearing. As of October 2020, thirty-three states have mandates in place that require people to wear some sort of a face mask or face covering in public in order to curb the spread of the Coronavirus pandemic.
And still feel good about your money.
Slowly but surely, normality is rearing its head into this whole pandemic thing. As much as you might feel ready to get back to things, you’ve made some strong relationships in the last few months. Seriously strong, like your HUGE commitment to food delivery strong. Consider this an ode to your takeout spending as you move on to the next chapter of your life. Restaurants.
