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*Don't know who needs to read this, but you are in charge of your money.
Ready for hard truths?
Black Friday is bullsh*t.
So we’re boycotting the whole thing. Inviting you. And giving one of you $500 for it. Sounds better than a Black Friday deal, right? Read on.
Let's start at the beginning... why the hell are we telling you to Boycott?
We’re not gonna sit back and watch you get taken advantage of by billionaires who don’t need your money. Black Friday is one big consumerist dance that targets those who can’t afford to spend. And encourages them to do so more than ever (please do name-drop the brand/s giving you grief here).
How? By dressing all-year-round discounts up for the ‘holiday’.
Examples of disgusting behaviour:
Oh and finally, here's an image we made to put things into perspective:
So, now we're done with the crap, what do you need to do to boycott (and possibly get yourself $500)?
Absolutely nothing. Go cold turkey on Black Friday and you’re automatically in the running for $500.
But, the logistics:
You're right, we do need to be able to see your spending to know that you're not (and give one of you that $500). Here's a step by step on that bit:
Wanna practice run?
We know it’s hard. The Billionaires spend millions to make sure that you do too. DW, Cleo’s got a plan to make sure you feel ready to resist come Friday. Here’s what’s gonna happen:
What’s one of the only other things that rivals the temptation level of a sweet looking deal? A sweet looking 90s boy band, of course. All week Cleo will be pairing some of your favourite purchases with a boyband who, yep, you guessed it, will be dripping wet with artificial rain and waving you over to spend.
Your job? R e s i s t.
Painstaking, yes. But well worth it come Friday when your willpower is stronger than a Backstreet Boys quiff.
It’s gonna be hard work, but you are going to beat the billionaires and go cold turkey this Black Friday. If not for sense, for that $500 prize.
Ready?
Things are tough right now and turns out, pandemics don’t spare your finances. On a mission to help where we can, we made Random Acts of Relief. Long story short – Michael gifted some money to someone in need and left this truly iconic note alongside it. We did what anyone with an aching desire for words of affirmation right now would do and hit him up for MORE.